Sound familiar? Is This You?

PHOEBE: Well, I finally took your advice and asked him what was going on.
JOEY: And what did he say?
PHOEBE: He said that, um, he understands how sex can be like, a very emotional thing for a woman and he was just afraid that I was gonna get all, ya know, like, “oh, is he gonna call me the next day” and, ya know, “where is this
going” and, ya know, blah-la-la-la-la. So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.
JOEY: Wow.
PHOEBE: Yeah, so I said, “OK, relax please, y’know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y’know.” If he wants to see me again he can call, and if not, that’s fine, too. So after a looooot of talking...I convinced him.
JOEY: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea.
PHOEBE: Um-hum.
JOEY: This man is my god.

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